Mermaids Singing

I'm Brandon. Currently living my life with deadlines.
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warningassholeahead:

c0quettes:

veryapeverynice:

climbthosecemeterywalls:

I CAN’T BREATHE HELP

IT’S BACK! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

……………….I just………………………

Translation:
“I’m Jochin.”
“I’m Grobel, and this is Jackass.” 

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St. Vincent

—Krokodil

earthakitt:

St. Vincent – Krokodil

aeferg:

yadannn:

Iamamiwhoami - Play

Click Play.

I’ve honestly been playing this song non-stop for the past 10 hours. 

I STILL HAVE NOT GOTTEN OVER HOW FUCKING GREAT THIS IS.

I’ve been obsessed with this song for the past week.

aeferg:

My name’s Buck, and I’m here to PARTY

I love this.

donovanandandersonarecunts:

hopethefangirl:

simplypokemon:

tsut4rja:

thelegendofzelderp:

beccadex:

kibago:

purugly:

I don’t want Grimsley ; ;  Give me Alder again wah. 

Riley. 
I’ll allow it

._. i got pikachu, im not sure about this…

I got Gary on my 4th try. I WILL TAKE  NO OTHER. ;~;

Volkner.

Morty. meh i guess that’s ok

YOUNGSTER JOEY OMFG NOOOO

YOUNGSTER JOEY. NOOO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RATATA

Wallace - like a champ.

donovanandandersonarecunts:

hopethefangirl:

simplypokemon:

tsut4rja:

thelegendofzelderp:

beccadex:

kibago:

purugly:

I don’t want Grimsley ; ;  Give me Alder again wah. 

Riley. 

I’ll allow it

._. i got pikachu, im not sure about this…

I got Gary on my 4th try. I WILL TAKE  NO OTHER. ;~;

Volkner.

Morty. meh i guess that’s ok

YOUNGSTER JOEY OMFG NOOOO

YOUNGSTER JOEY. NOOO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RATATA

Wallace - like a champ.

(Source: electivires, via thedoctorsmcnuggies)

Sex-negative messages don’t keep people from having sex. They keep people from having good sex. They keep people from having pride in their sexuality, from sexual self-awareness. They keep people from asking questions about sex, and communicating with their partners. They discourage experimentation. They blur the lines between consensual sex and rape by framing all sex as an undifferentiated mass of “bad.

one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”

other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”

(Source: showmeyourb00bs, via janeyway)

olivia-owl asked: Why do you love me so much? :)

Because of reasons.